Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's, Paris Hilton

The Starmaker · External Since: Aug 09, 2005 Posts: 1436

Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton

These girls seem to have a problem that can easily be solved.

They're all women, and women don't know how to drive anyway...
so if they're drinking, don't expect them to drive any better...

The solution is simple, ...make it against the law for women to drink!

Agent Smith · External Since: Nov 30, 2005 Posts: 1097

"marybones@verizon.net" <marybones RemoveThis @rcn.com> wrote in
news:1185605384.190830.88970@r34g2000hsd.googlegroups.com:

> On Jul 28, 2:29 am, The Starmaker <starma... RemoveThis @ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>> Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton
>>
>> These girls seem to have a problem that can easily be solved.
>>
>> They're all women, and women don't know how to drive anyway...
>> so if they're drinking, don't expect them to drive any better...
>>
>> The solution is simple, ...make it against the law for women to drink!
>
> Then some men would never get laid.

"Some"??

Paris Hilton · External Since: Jul 28, 2007 Posts: 1

In article <46AAE237.331E DeleteThis @ix.netcom.com>,
The Starmaker <starmaker DeleteThis @ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton
>
>
> These girls seem to have a problem that can easily be solved.
>
> They're all women, and women don't know how to drive anyway...
> so if they're drinking, don't expect them to drive any better...
>
> The solution is simple, ...make it against the law for women to drink!

You would never get laid with me then. I think I would have to have
about a 12 pack before I got with you virgin boy. By the way, what
private school did you go to? I dont talk to public school boys. That
is so not hot.

The Starmaker · External Since: Aug 09, 2005 Posts: 1436

marybones.RemoveThis@verizon.net wrote:
>
> On Jul 28, 2:29 am, The Starmaker <starma....RemoveThis@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton
> >
> > These girls seem to have a problem that can easily be solved.
> >
> > They're all women, and women don't know how to drive anyway...
> > so if they're drinking, don't expect them to drive any better...
> >
> > The solution is simple, ...make it against the law for women to drink!
>
> Then some men would never get laid.

Then some women would never get pregnant...

The Starmaker · External Since: Aug 09, 2005 Posts: 1436

For ePlay wrote:
>
> On Jul 28, 2:49 am, "marybo...@verizon.net" <marybo... DeleteThis @rcn.com> wrote:
> > On Jul 28, 2:29 am, The Starmaker <starma... DeleteThis @ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton
> >
> > > These girls seem to have a problem that can easily be solved.
> >
> > > They're all women, and women don't know how to drive anyway...
> > > so if they're drinking, don't expect them to drive any better...
> >
> > > The solution is simple, ...make it against the law for women to drink!
> >
> > Then some men would never get laid.
>
> "would never get laid" FOR FREE, you might mean. When I first came to
> the Land of no Hope -- US, that is -- I was told there's no free lunch
> here. I was stunned to find out 2 days later that there's no free bj
> either ... Where is my good ol' Europe, goddamit?

even before i was a teenager, i always put money on her nightstand afterwards...

girls who give it away for free like to try out different guys, girls who take
money like repeat customers.

In the U.S., if you want to continue seeing the same girl, you have to bring your ATM card!
Wecome to Shop America!!

The Starmaker · External Since: Aug 09, 2005 Posts: 1436

cocoa wrote:
>
> On Jul 28, 2:47 pm, Paris Hilton <pa....DeleteThis@hilton.com> wrote:
> > In article <46AAE237.3....DeleteThis@ix.netcom.com>,
> > The Starmaker <starma....DeleteThis@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton
> >
> > > These girls seem to have a problem that can easily be solved.
> >
> They all have a sense of entitlement.

It's not a "sense of entitlement", it's entitled too. There's no sense, it's a dollars of entitlement.

If you have a lot of money, you're entitled to get away with murder. Are there any rich people in the electric chair
or death row? Most of them are right now playing golf somewhere...

The Starmaker · External Since: Aug 09, 2005 Posts: 1436

Paris Hilton wrote:
>
> In article <46AAE237.331E RemoveThis @ix.netcom.com>,
> The Starmaker <starmaker RemoveThis @ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> > Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton
> >
> >
> > These girls seem to have a problem that can easily be solved.
> >
> > They're all women, and women don't know how to drive anyway...
> > so if they're drinking, don't expect them to drive any better...
> >
> > The solution is simple, ...make it against the law for women to drink!
>
> You would never get laid with me then. I think I would have to have
> about a 12 pack before I got with you virgin boy. By the way, what
> private school did you go to? I dont talk to public school boys. That
> is so not hot.

You are the *worst* Paris Hilton impersonator on the planet!!!!! You don't even sound like a girl.

FragileWarrior · External Since: May 01, 2007 Posts: 13

Paris' 1000 std's <stupidcunt DeleteThis @whore.com> wrote in news:stupidcunt-
A8E023.10433330072007 DeleteThis @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net:

> You are the biggest retard on usenet.

What are you? 12?

The Starmaker · External Since: Aug 09, 2005 Posts: 1436

The Starmaker wrote:
>
> marybones.RemoveThis@verizon.net wrote:
> >
> > On Jul 28, 2:29 am, The Starmaker <starma....RemoveThis@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton
> > >
> > > These girls seem to have a problem that can easily be solved.
> > >
> > > They're all women, and women don't know how to drive anyway...
> > > so if they're drinking, don't expect them to drive any better...
> > >
> > > The solution is simple, ...make it against the law for women to drink!
> >
> > Then some men would never get laid.
>
> Then some women would never get pregnant...

But I understand
if you make it
against the law
for women to drink,
guys won't go to bars and nightclubs,
and the whole industry
would be upside down!

So I guess it's very important
that women drink and drive...
billions of dollars are at stake!

If Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton drink and drive,
they are providing a community service.

And if they happen to run over somebody...they are not to be blamed.
Set them free.

The Starmaker

I've noticed lately
girls going to nightclubs...
White chicks, Spanish chicks..
you walk in ones, pairs, 3's...
but for some reason I don't understand,
I notice Asian girls,
(you know, those girls with slanted eyes)
when they go to nightclubs
they don't go in twos or threes,
they go in hundreds!

They look like a school of fish!!!!

wats up wit dat?

Magda · External Since: Aug 07, 2007 Posts: 4

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The Starmaker · External Since: Aug 09, 2005 Posts: 1436

Magda wrote:
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> On Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:55:11 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities, The Starmaker
> <starmaker RemoveThis @ix.netcom.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ...
> ... I don't think girls should wash their vagina.
> ...
> ... Have you any idea what's it like to be with a girl
> ... who always keeps her vagina clean and smelling fresh? It's like something is missing...
>
> The *stink* is missing.

It's not stink if it's pleasant!

Magda · External Since: Aug 07, 2007 Posts: 4

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The Starmaker · External Since: Aug 09, 2005 Posts: 1436

Magda wrote:
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> On Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:32:56 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities, The Starmaker
> <starmaker.RemoveThis@ix.netcom.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... Magda wrote:
> ... >
> ... > On Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:55:11 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities, The Starmaker
> ... > <starmaker.RemoveThis@ix.netcom.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ...
> ... > ... I don't think girls should wash their vagina.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Have you any idea what's it like to be with a girl
> ... > ... who always keeps her vagina clean and smelling fresh? It's like something is missing...
> ... >
> ... > The *stink* is missing.
> ...
> ... It's not stink if it's pleasant!
>
> You said that "something" was "missing". What else did you have in mind?

I'm sorry, I'm a guy I'm not a girl, men do not use the word *stink* when they are refering
to a woman's vagina...

Magda · External Since: Aug 07, 2007 Posts: 4

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The Starmaker · External Since: Aug 09, 2005 Posts: 1436

Magda wrote:
>
> On Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:37:33 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities, The Starmaker
> <starmaker.RemoveThis@ix.netcom.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... Magda wrote:
> ... >
> ... > On Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:32:56 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities, The Starmaker
> ... > <starmaker.RemoveThis@ix.netcom.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... Magda wrote:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > On Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:55:11 GMT, in alt.gossip.celebrities, The Starmaker
> ... > ... > <starmaker.RemoveThis@ix.netcom.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... I don't think girls should wash their vagina.
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... Have you any idea what's it like to be with a girl
> ... > ... > ... who always keeps her vagina clean and smelling fresh? It's like something is missing...
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > The *stink* is missing.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... It's not stink if it's pleasant!
> ... >
> ... > You said that "something" was "missing". What else did you have in mind?
> ...
> ... I'm sorry, I'm a guy I'm not a girl, men do not use the word *stink* when they are refering
> ... to a woman's vagina...
>
> You keep some nice company...

It has nothing to do with the company I keep, it's simply that men are not vicious...

besides, I'm from Brooklyn...I loved going to the fish market!

Magda · External Since: Aug 07, 2007 Posts: 4

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