>From an article in The Onion written by "Woody Allen":
I was thinking the other day, and I know it probably sounds, you know,
just crazy, but I thought, you know, as irrational and dysfunctional
as I am, I'll bet that, if the right filmmaker got involved, maybe
somebody could make a movie dramatizing various aspects of my life.
Now, just hear me out, I think I'm onto something here.
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/somebody_should_make_a_movie