Derek?

David Oberman · External Since: Jan 08, 2009 Posts: 117

Derek?

Oh, Derek?

moviePig · External Since: Aug 08, 2005 Posts: 1701

On Oct 19, 4:11 pm, David Oberman <dober... RemoveThis @socal.rr.com> wrote:
> Derek?
>
> Oh, Derek?

Derek, O, Derek,
Persona choleric,
Excluder of Issue,
Do come back, we missue...

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David Oberman · External Since: Jan 08, 2009 Posts: 117

moviePig <pwallace.TakeThisOut@moviepig.com> wrote:

>Derek, O, Derek,
>Persona choleric,
>Excluder of Issue,
>Do come back, we missue...

(applauds)

I didn't know you wrote clerihews!

Here are a few more:

Arthur Conan Doyle
Burned the midnight oil
To create a sinister party
By the name of Moriarty.

Margaret of Navarre,
Strummed on the guitar
While her bawdy friend Rabelais
Took to warbling _cantabile_.

G. W. F. Hegel
Invented the bagel.
He liked its peculiar density.
(His prose has the same propensity.)

Henry James
Named no names,
But The Bostonians knew
Who was Who.

Wide old Lao-Tse
Knew he knew The Way.
Had it been wiser to walk with the Buddha,
He woudda.

Bill Anderson · External Since: Dec 07, 2004 Posts: 685

David Oberman wrote:
> Derek?
>
> Oh, Derek?

I didn't take him to lunch, I swear.

--
Bill Anderson

I am the Mighty Favog

calvin · External Since: Feb 07, 2009 Posts: 91

On Oct 19, 10:36 pm, Bill Anderson <billanderson... RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
> David Oberman wrote:
> > Derek?
>
> > Oh, Derek?
>
> I didn't take him to lunch, I swear.

I just hope he wasn't eaten by a giant slough.

Tom Sutpen · External Since: Apr 23, 2007 Posts: 14

On Oct 20, 9:38 am, calvin <cri... DeleteThis @windstream.net> wrote:

> I just hope he wasn't eaten by a giant slough.

*****
He may have gone underground

After all . . . how much do we really *know* about Derek Janssen?

Tom Sutpen

Kingo Gondo · External Since: Apr 07, 2006 Posts: 520

"Bill Anderson" <billanderson601.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8IidnbwuB8uhv0DXnZ2dnUVZ_sadnZ2d@giganews.com...
> David Oberman wrote:
>> Derek?
>>
>> Oh, Derek?
>
> I didn't take him to lunch, I swear.
>
> --
> Bill Anderson

You didn't say anything about dinner, I notice.

TBerk · External Since: May 08, 2007 Posts: 67

De'Rick? Where ya be?

berk

Sean O'Hara · External Since: Aug 11, 2005 Posts: 725

In the Year of the Earth Ox, the Great and Powerful Tom Sutpen declared:
> On Oct 20, 9:38 am, calvin <cri... RemoveThis @windstream.net> wrote:
>
>> I just hope he wasn't eaten by a giant slough.
>
> *****
> He may have gone underground
>
> After all . . . how much do we really *know* about Derek Janssen?

He's a lumberjack with a big appetite.

--
Sean O'Hara <http://www.diogenes-sinope.blogspot.com>
New audio book: As Long as You Wish by John O'Keefe
<http://librivox.org/short-science-fiction-collection-010/>

Avoid normal situations. · External Since: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 407

moviePig <pwallace.TakeThisOut@moviepig.com> wrote:
> On Oct 19, 4:11??pm, David Oberman <dober....TakeThisOut@socal.rr.com> wrote:

> > Derek?
> >
> > Oh, Derek?

> Derek, O, Derek,
> Persona choleric,
> Excluder of Issue,
> Do come back, we missue...

I missed him, but only because the scope was off a little.

--
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"The worst government is the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very
tolerant and human. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to
oppression." -- H.L. Mencken

sirblob2 · External Since: Jun 15, 2009 Posts: 24

On 19 oct, 22:11, David Oberman <dober... RemoveThis @socal.rr.com> wrote:
> Derek?
>
> Oh, Derek?

he prolly discovered an off topic in his left buttcheek and, taking it
for brackets, fatally misquoted himself into a definite third
personality disorder