Bottom 5 Worst Movies

Magpie13 · External Since: Jun 28, 2003 Posts: 23

5. Clifford (Martin Short playing a10 year old brat, Charles Grodin is his
dad. Hilarity most definitely does not ensue.)
4. Young Einstein (Yahoo Serious proves that even Carrot Top has someone to
look down on)
3. Cool as Ice (Vanilla Ice raps his way into our hearts, forcing us to tear
it - still beating - from our bodies)
2. Jingle All the Way (Arnie! Sinbad! Pain!)
1. Annie (All your favorite comedians being mind-bogglingly unfunny in the
movie version of the Broadway smash. The sun will come out tomorrow,
hopefully over the directors body staked over an anthill.)

Marq

KING B MAN · External Since: Dec 11, 2004 Posts: 155

Don't Go in the House (1980)
Don't Go in the House (1980)
Don't Go in the House (1980)
Don't Go in the House (1980)
Don't Go in the House (1980)

A sick movie that has somehow gained a cult following.
A man sets women on fire with a flame thower.
Mike

Larry Anderson · External Since: Jul 31, 2003 Posts: 10

Safe - from the box: "You'll laugh, you'll scream!" .. for your money
back, after you snore.
Reanimator Academy - A literal 'college attempt' at horror and humor (it
was dist. on video!)
Highlander II - I's just painful to watch the original idea get butcherd.
Solaris - 15 minutes of story stretched into what seems like 8 hours
(what a waste of cool sets).
Planet of the Apes - The action, costuming and makeup were an
advancement from the original but the plot, once grand, now is a junky
time travel skit. Razz

Magpie13 wrote:
>
> 5. Clifford (Martin Short playing a10 year old brat, Charles Grodin is his
> dad. Hilarity most definitely does not ensue.)
> 4. Young Einstein (Yahoo Serious proves that even Carrot Top has someone to
> look down on)

I bought that tape

> 3. Cool as Ice (Vanilla Ice raps his way into our hearts, forcing us to tear
> it - still beating - from our bodies)
> 2. Jingle All the Way (Arnie! Sinbad! Pain!)

I like that one, it was cute.

> 1. Annie (All your favorite comedians being mind-bogglingly unfunny in the
> movie version of the Broadway smash. The sun will come out tomorrow,
> hopefully over the directors body staked over an anthill.)

I really Liked Annie

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Duke Richards · External Since: Jul 14, 2003 Posts: 18

1. Zoolander
2. Stewart Saves His Family
3. Coyote Ugly
4. Jason Goes To Hell
5. Batman and Robin

Lan Kizuna · External Since: Aug 16, 2003 Posts: 22

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Paul Baker · External Since: Jun 27, 2003 Posts: 9

Human Traffic (worst written film ever...if it was written, probably not)
Mission Impossible 2 (the epitome of style over substance)
Matrix Reloaded (yawn...experienced a strange urge to leave the cinema
early...)
Notting Hill (utter cack)
Cocktail (I only went to see it because a girl I fancied wanted to
go....well that's my excuse)

How about the 5 worst bottom movies???

I can only think of Shallow Hal at the moment though....

"Duke Richards" <xxwelfarexx RemoveThis @webtv.net> wrote in message
news:8519-3F3ECCFA-119@storefull-2353.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> 1. Zoolander
> 2. Stewart Saves His Family
> 3. Coyote Ugly
> 4. Jason Goes To Hell
> 5. Batman and Robin
>

aberis · Joined: Jun 04, 2007 Posts: 2

In no particular order:

Trainspotting - I know a generally highly acclaimed movie, but bored the shit out of me. Found the whole thing a bit pointless.

The Crow 2: City of Angels - Such a huge disappointment, the only slight redeeming factors of this one were Iggy Pop and Ian Dury (grhs)

Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) - Exactly how pretentious do you have to be to think you can improve on a John Carpenter original; and fail!!!

Titanic - Over 3 hours to get to an ending which everyone already knows, and with all the love stories and controversy that took place on the ship, they had to make one up??? Effects etc. I admit were impressive, other than the start and the end, the film was pointless tripe. (Generally a big Cameron fan though)

Plan 9 from Outer Space - I actually love this movie! Purely because the story is so weak, the effects are atrocious and the acting and direction is atrocious; but the movie makes no bones about this and is indeed so bad, it makes it a great cult classic.