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Paul V.
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 Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:13 am Post subject: Most Boringingest And Geekiest Comedic Creativity Challenge I
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Once again, it appears that I have "misunderestimated" the smart-ass
abilities of this forum.... The responses have been rather impressive...
So here goes the best I can do, boring and geeky-wise, on a Wednesday
night...
"You know you need a certified industrial hygenist when?....." |
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Paulo Joe Jingy
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:13 am Post subject: Re: Most Boringingest And Geekiest Comedic Creativity Challenge [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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Paul V. wrote:
> Once again, it appears that I have "misunderestimated" the smart-ass
> abilities of this forum.... The responses have been rather impressive...
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> So here goes the best I can do, boring and geeky-wise, on a Wednesday
> night...
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> "You know you need a certified industrial hygienist when?....."
....You're an industrial strength robot?
....You're the Prime Minister of Britain and you've been kissing Bush's
ass again?
I don't know -- hum a few bars and I'll see if I can get it. |
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Alan Brooks
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:13 am Post subject: Re: Most Boringingest And Geekiest Comedic Creativity Challenge [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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"Paul V." <mvalois.TakeThisOut@vbclegal.com> wrote:
> Once again, it appears that I have "misunderestimated" the smart-ass
> abilities of this forum.... The responses have been rather impressive...
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> So here goes the best I can do, boring and geeky-wise, on a Wednesday
> night...
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> "You know you need a certified industrial hygenist when?....."
....when she has really great tits.
Alan Brooks
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A Schmuck with an Underwood
-- Define "need"...
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Tim C
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:13 am Post subject: Re: Most Boringingest And Geekiest Comedic Creativity Challenge [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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"Paul V." wrote:
> "You know you need a certified industrial hygenist when?....."
.....the sane ones just aren't getting the job done.
Tim C |
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Avoid normal situations.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:13 am Post subject: Re: Most Boringingest And Geekiest Comedic Creativity Challenge [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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Paul V. <mvalois.RemoveThis@vbclegal.com> wrote:
> Once again, it appears that I have "misunderestimated" the smart-ass
> abilities of this forum.... The responses have been rather impressive...
> So here goes the best I can do, boring and geeky-wise, on a Wednesday
> night...
> "You know you need a certified industrial hygenist when?....."
...when the last time your firm was mentioned in the news was in a story
entitled "The Broccoli That Ate Santa Barbara".
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"The viewer who thinks of _Ride with the Devil_ and _A Map of the World_ as
'art films', for instance, is seriously deluded (or seriously uninformed)..."
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not one of them
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:13 am Post subject: Re: Most Boringingest And Geekiest Comedic Creativity Challenge [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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"Paul V." <mvalois RemoveThis @vbclegal.com> wrote in message
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> Once again, it appears that I have "misunderestimated" the smart-ass
> abilities of this forum.... The responses have been rather impressive...
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> So here goes the best I can do, boring and geeky-wise, on a Wednesday
> night...
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> "You know you need a certified industrial hygenist when?....."
Your boss's name is Ray D. Ation.
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Blair P. Houghton
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:44 am Post subject: Re: Most Boringingest And Geekiest Comedic Creativity Challenge [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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Paul V. <mvalois DeleteThis @vbclegal.com> wrote:
>"You know you need a certified industrial hygenist when?....."
Your certified industry is dirty?
--Blair
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not one of them
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:10 am Post subject: Re: Most Boringingest And Geekiest Comedic Creativity Challenge [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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"not one of them" <pinknebulous.DeleteThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Paul V." <mvalois.DeleteThis@vbclegal.com> wrote in message
> news:f9du9a$d6b$1@reader2.panix.com...
>> Once again, it appears that I have "misunderestimated" the smart-ass
>> abilities of this forum.... The responses have been rather impressive...
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>> So here goes the best I can do, boring and geeky-wise, on a Wednesday
>> night...
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>> "You know you need a certified industrial hygenist when?....."
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> Your boss's name is Ray D. Ation.
>
> Not One of Them
AND the piped in office muzak consists of the heavy metal band, Aerosmith.
(clients love this stuff)
I know one attorney who stocks his small bathroom with toilet paper printed
with rules for employees. His own idea, special ordered and hilarious. You
never need to run the water....the laughter drowns out
everything.........which, according to him, saves on his water bill.
A regular comedian. 
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