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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:34 pm    Post subject: Wot Jack 'built'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP4DFJx7EPs
FAILS WORLD : EPIC GARAGE WIN
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lqLE6lSWeA&feature=related
http://goo.gl/qn3e8

Jack the Ripper song - Psychoville - BBC
-  -  -
http://the-burning-house.com/

'If your house was burning, what would you take with you? '
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:19 pm    Post subject: Fla Family is foreclosing on the bank

[vid]
http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2011-06-03/Tables-Turn-Deputies-...-movers
http://tinyurl.com/3dqszj3

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2011/06/homeowners-foreclose-on-bank.html
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:38 am    Post subject: Ed's home is not his 38 ft sand castle

http://jarrettscastle.com/gallery/photos/

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-builds-worlds-tallest-sand-castl...gain.ht
http://tinyurl.com/68xxpmy

'...As you can probably imagine by looking at the photos below, Ed used more than just a sand bucket and shovel to complete his masterpiece,
In fact, he needed the help of 1,500 volunteers,
who worked a total of 2,500 hours turning
1.6 million pounds of sand into a record-breaking castle...'
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:47 pm    Post subject: Got wood ?

http://gorgeousshinythings.blogspot.com/2011/09/got-wood-and-nothing-t...o-for-n
http://shrt.st/17cu

Got wood and nothing to do for the next week?
I'm about to wax all flannel lumberjack on you.
Sorry. Its fall.
I'm usually not that fascinated by firewood,
but I have to say this is very cool stacking...
--Danika Herrick
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:22 am    Post subject: The Fireplace Channel?

http://www.oddly-even.com/2012/01/07/flow-chart-for-choosing-your-religion/
'I guess it would be nice,
To give my heart to a god,
But which one?
Which one should I choose?'
- - -
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/02/03/the-fireplace-delusio...-metaph
The Fireplace Delusion: A Metaphor for Religious Belief
-- Sam Harris

I wonder if Mr Harris would stop writing annoying articles if he discovered it raised the blood pressure of many of his readers?
...Translating: If the rationality implicit in religion leads to war etc, just wait and see where the rationality implicit in atheism takes us.
If the Christian idea "love your neighbor" can end in bloodshed, how much more disastrous will be the materialist idea
"your neighbor is merely a monkey".
-- Puddleglums Wager
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:20 am    Post subject: 'This Is My Home'

http://vimeo.com/37093042
This Is My Home
6:48
by Mark
On an unseasonably warm November night in Manhattan
on our way to get ice cream,
we stumbled upon what appeared to be a vintage shop,
brightly lit display window and all.
As we began to walk in, a man sitting out front
warned us that we were welcome to explore,
but nothing inside was for sale.
Our interests piqued, we began to browse
through the collections
the man out front had built throughout his life.
This is a story of a man and his home.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:27 pm    Post subject: '“Oh, What A Tangled Web We Weave...'

'“ ...When First We Practice — On Acid!”
--Mark Esposito

[via Bdaman]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
Spiders On Drugs
1:51

http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/1646-6-craziest-animal-experiments.html
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/images/i/957/i02/spiders-on-drugs.jpg

Druggy spiders
In 1995, NASA scientists studied the effects of various common drugs on the weaving abilities of spiders.They thought it might be possible to analyze the periodic structure (or lack thereof) of the drug-spun spiderwebs as a means of determining the relative toxicity levels of the drugs. Nothing much came of the effort, though — perhaps owing to the difficulty of extrapolating a given chemical's toxicity to humans from its toxicity to arachnids.
That said,
there did seem to be similarities between the drugs' effects on the two species.
According to the researchers,
the spider that was high on marijuana did a fair job weaving, but then got bored or distracted and didn't finish.
The one on speed went really fast, but without much awareness of the overall picture: It left large gaps. The acid-tripping spider wove a psychedelic, symmetrical web that was very pretty but not great at catching bugs.
That brings us to caffeine.
Looking at the picture, clearly the caffeinated spider did horribly, and this might point to the gulf that exists between humans and arachnids.
If I were a web-weaving spider, that picture would definitely correspond to pre-coffee weaving, not post.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:23 pm    Post subject: Real offroading & RVing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrY-GmT9ras&feature=youtu.be
Real offroading
2:06
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O8LyVnz9ls
Nick Dow Gypsy Wagon Restorer
5:29

http://flavorwire.com/270693/gypsy-wagos-romantic-adventurous-and-libe...ing-des
Gypsy Wagons: Romantic, Adventurous, and Liberating Design
Sometimes we just need to get away from it all. Away from the computer.
Away from the city. Away from modern life as we know it...
-- Claire Cottrell

http://www.gypsyvans.com/gallery.html
http://gypsywaggons.co.uk/
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:07 pm    Post subject: IT guy's cosmic egg secret treehouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ONLyd2gmV8
The HemLoft - a secret treehouse, hiding in the woods of Whistler
3:39
http://www.gizmag.com/hemloft-treehouse/22219/
HemLoft treehouse is a quiet forest retreat ... if you can find it...
-- James Holloway
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:00 pm    Post subject: a Tee for Thee & me?

http://lawrencerspencer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/PHARMACEUTICAL-DRUGGY.jpg

"Big Bucks, Big Pharma - Marketing Disease and Pushing Drugs"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDsdc6kON3k
1:08:22
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:53 pm    Post subject: Oh, the Crittery : 'MAN'

http://vimeo.com/56093731
MAN
3:36

MAN from Steve Cutts on Vimeo.
Steve Cutts-
Animation created in Flash and After Effects
looking at mans
relationship with the natural world.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:54 pm    Post subject: Stonehenge/Easter-Island Nexus

http://img8.joyreactor.com/pics/post/earth-stonehenge-easter-island-703758.jpeg
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:23 pm    Post subject: "One Man's Castle" & 'the Boat in the Moat.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L_t_T7h1QA
(Preview) Life to the Max Show #162 - "One Man's Castle"
7:00
lifetothemaxtv·
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398738/New-Yorker-builds-12-0...q-ft-CA

Artist builds 12,000sq ft CASTLE with dungeon, drawbridge and moat
complete with Spanish galleon... in the middle of a Florida swamp
* Howard Soloman built his three-storey, 12000 sq ft castle by hand
* It has its own bell tower, dungeon, drawbridge and a moat
* Castle also has 90 stained glass windows created by Mr Soloman

...MrSoloman said: '...'It took me a about 12 years on and off and I spent a further four years building a ship in the castle moat.
'The ship is a replica of the Spanish Galleon which is a 250 a seater restaurant called the Boat in the Moat...'.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:24 pm    Post subject: Newfie bridge+redneck trucker=SMPunF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EkdEIDwN14&feature=youtu.be
Понтонно-мостовая переправа через реку Надым ЯНАО (ЖЕСТЬ!!!)
3:50
Андрей Семушин

Dave-
Driving on a pontoon bridge over the river Nadym
in Russia is a real adventure.
Wait for it (at least until 1:27)…

sebirkin -
Damn mother truckers.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:17 pm    Post subject: You-don't-want-to-live-here

http://weburbanist.com/2013/12/28/secret-slums-ramshackle-rooftop-vill...s-of-ho

Secret Slums: Ramshackle Rooftop Villages of Hong Kong
by Urbanist
These hidden shanty towns, often invisible from the streets below,
sprawl like surrealist suburbs
across the roofs of one of the most densely-populated
and expensive cities in the world...

Ad hoc architecture at its strangest,
these structures are not governed by building codes or compliance issues.
Found materials from sheet metal and scrap wood
to discarded plastic and broken brick shape home walls
and the narrow halls between homes...
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:16 am    Post subject: igloo-on-wheels

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10152238493149059.1073741845...7525240

We've built a truck
…out of ice!

How well does the MotoMaster Eliminator Ultra battery with AGM perform?
We froze this battery to -40°C,
then used it to start an ice truck built out of more than 11,000 lbs of ice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_bsfwPE1s
Hockey Practice - The Canadian Tire Ice Truck Commercial (Extended Cut)
1:02
Canadian Tire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn2jmpBQEcw
Premier essai du camion de glace partiellement construit avec la batterie MotoMaster Eliminator
[ First test of the partially built with ice truck ]
:30
Canadian Tire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKooAaVZMbY
Melt Video of the Canadian Tire Ice Truck
:30
Canadian Tire


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:17 am    Post subject: 'snow domes'

http://www.kakslauttanen.fi/en/resort/igloo-village
https://www.airbnb.ca/wishlists/igloos
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:31 pm    Post subject: RoadTest-7 Tons of fun? & puns

http://www.wheels.ca/feature/seven-tonne-ice-sculpture-is-part-igloo-p...-pickup
Seven-tonne ice sculpture is part igloo, part pickup
Canadian Tire creates functioning ice truck to celebrate winter in Canada

by Bill Taylor
Canadian Tire hopes this igloo on wheels, built on a GMC chassis, will drive into the Guinness Book of World Records.
HENSALL, ONT.—Ice work if you can get it.

I’m in the hot seat (actually bum-numbingly cold and wet), as only the second person to drive Canadian Tire’s rolling ice sculpture: half-igloo, half-pickup, the first and only of its kind, and a potential world-record setter.
Twenty minutes earlier,
professional stunt driver Randy Butcher fired up the seven-tonne, see-through behemoth for the first time. You could almost hear the creators’ sigh of relief as Frankenstein’s Monster on wheels came to life.
With a warning cry of, “Truck on the move!”
it rumbled a few tentative metres across the floor of Iceculture,
a family-owned company that can make just about anything out of ice
— from a wine glass to a full-sized bar.

From this tiny community near Lake Huron, the self-styled
“White Bean Capital of Canada,” Iceculture’s creations go all over the world.
It has built several full-size cars out of ice. But never one that ran.
The truck, mounted on a GMC 2500HD chassis,
was a “crazy” project, says company president Heidi Bayley.
“We were figuring it out as we went along.
A lot of work, a lot of late nights… check out the bags under my eyes.”
Operations manager Josh Hummel says he was handed a picture “and someone said, ‘Here we go.’ We had to have something strong enough
to be driven in a TV commercial.”

The ad showcases Canadian Tire’s latest battery technology in the most frigid winter conditions.
Canadian Tire will also be in touch with the Guinness Book of World Records, confident that the truck deserves a spot. Largest motorized ice-sculpture, for instance, or to have gone a particular distance — however far Butcher drives will set the benchmark.
Then, when the heat is finally on, it’ll take days to melt away.
The 120 carved and molded body parts, “
glued” together with water, took several hours to put together
and “we never broke a single one,” says Hummel.
“No, I did break a mirror with my head. But ice is easily fixed.”
(A good thing, too, as I’m about find out.)
Fine detailing includes an ice “fir tree” air freshener
hanging off the interior mirror. “It’s ‘Arctic Scent,’ ” says Hummel, deadpan.

Everything in the running gear has been reinforced to take the weight.
It’s also a lot of bulk to get into motion.
After running the truck back and forth a few times
in the confined frozen-storage area, Butcher calls it a steep learning curve.
“I really didn’t want to put the pedal to the metal!” he says.
“But to get it rolling … a little more gas, a little more …
always with my foot over the brake.”
So I’m surprised when someone asks,
“Wanna give it a shot?”
Before they can change their minds,
I slide in from the passenger side — the door, a slab of ice,
is sitting on the ground — onto not so much a bucket-seat as an ice-bucket.
The windshield, as thick as the body panels,
lets light through and not much else.

But a hole in the floor shows the left front wheel.
“That’s how to tell you’re going straight,” Butcher says.
Turn the key.
Even in Iceculture’s way-below-zero confines, the battery is right on the money. The engine roars. I yank the transmission selector into drive.
“Truck on the move!”
Not yet. As Butcher said, a little more gas and a little more … finally, we’re rolling, heading toward a door I can’t see. A closed door.
Someone’s loudly counting down the distance in feet:
“10 … eight … six … four … two…”
TWO? How quickly does this brute stop? I stomp on the brake,
the truck pulls up dead in its tracks and there’s a sharp “crack” behind me. Seems I’ve overstressed one of the pickup bed panels.
No sweat. Ice is easy to fix
and they’ve been expecting some fissures to appear as the truck is tested.
I wriggle out of the frosty cab to a warming round of applause.
Nice, but how about a chorus of,
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
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