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drwho07



Joined: Nov 29, 2007
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Location: Central FL, USA

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:56 pm    Post subject: Work with me on this!

A blond finds herself in serious trouble.

Her business has gone bust and she's in dire
financial straits. She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray... 'God, please help me. I've lost my business
and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.'

Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.

She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.'

Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... 'My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my
business, my house and my car.

I don't often ask You for help and I've always been
a good servant to You.

PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time
so I can get my life back in order.'

Suddenly there is a blinding
flash of light as the heavens open.
The blond is overwhelmed by the Voice of
God, Himself....

'Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy A Ticket!'
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zlim



Joined: Mar 11, 2005
Posts: 2636



PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:42 pm    Post subject:

Very Happy Good one!
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