We know you're dying to throw a big bash in honor of the Windows 7 launch. With rousing party games like BSOD freeze tag and 'plug my browser hole,' a good time is guaranteed for all...
-- JR Raphael and Dan Tynan
9. See if Grandma can break open the Bill Gates piñata.
Bonus: It’s already filled with security holes.
10. Recreate the Windows Vista experience in liquid form:
Serve only Diet Snapple. Serve it only from 3-ounce Dixie cups.
Make everyone ask permission at least three times before you let them drink it. Then tell them you spit in it.
11. Make everyone play Blue Screen of Death freeze tag.
17. Arrange a Microsoft technical support race.
The first person to get a human agent on the phone wins.
Extra points if the agent actually speaks English.
18. Randomly stop people at the party
and make them prove they’re who they say they are.
Phone home to their mothers for verification.
19. Reminisce about the good ol’ days of DOS.
Then go download Linux.
more:
http://www.esarcasm.com/5502/windows-7-launch/
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