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brat



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:06 pm    Post subject: What I Picture what The Shadows Girl friend Looks Like
What I Picture what The Shadows Girl friend Looks Like.

Notice Drink in hand, PC book in other hand, supper below.



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Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high,
I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot.
My doctor said eating right doesn't have to
be complicated and it would solve my physical
problems. He said just think in colors...
Fill your plate with bright colors... greens,
yellows, reds, etc.

I went right home and ate an
entire bowl of :




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And sure enough, I felt better immediately.
I never knew eating right
could be so easy.

mrsbrat


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Blind_Pew



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:48 pm    Post subject:
Thats pretty much how I picture him too. Maybe with a 3 day beard though
Got to love those bunny slippers. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:12 pm    Post subject: [Login to view extended thread Info.]
Are you all daft? That's an old woman......NOT a man!

Cheeeeech!

I think you'd better rename this thread!
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brat



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:29 pm    Post subject: [Login to view extended thread Info.]
TheShadow wrote:
Are you all daft? That's an old woman......NOT a man!

Cheeeeech!

I think you'd better rename this thread!


I did feel better now?

Have a BEER with her.

mrsbrat
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:06 am    Post subject: [Login to view extended thread Info.]
Being a confirmed bachelor, there's NO girlfriends in my life or future.

She does look like several of my customers though Laughing Laughing

I heartily agree with the M&M's though. Those are in a food group all their own, right above Filet Mignon. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:40 pm    Post subject: [Login to view extended thread Info.]
Sorry shadow
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