IRISH DOCTOR
A doctor in Ireland wants to get off work and go
fishing, so he approaches his assistant.
"Seamus, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't
want to close the clinic," he says. "I want you
to take care of the
clinic and all me patients."
"Yes, sir!" answers Seamus.
The doctor goes fishing, returns the following
day and asks, "So,
Seamus, how was your day?"
Seamus tells him that he took care of three
patients. "The first one
had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol."
"Bravo, Seamus, and the second one?" asks the
doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave
him Maalox, sir," says
Seamus.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this. And what
about the third one?"
asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door
opens and a woman
bursts into the room. Quick as a wink she
undresses herself, tearing off
every stitch of clothing, and
shouts, "Help me, I beg you!
It's been five years since I've seen a man!"
"Thunderin' Saints, Seamus, what did you
do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
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