A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween
night,when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the
middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP ..
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket
crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart
is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he
can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough
syrup at the casket...
and
The coffin stops.
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