The George W. Bush Presidential Library

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The library will include the following:

-The Hurricane Katrina Room, the construction of which will be delayed and mismanaged.
-The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
-The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
-The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
-The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
-The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
-The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling.
-The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
-The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
-The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
-The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
-The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
-The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
-The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
-The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
W. himself will ride his bike over periodically to clear brush and look after the grounds.

I heard John McCain wants to build a library attached to the Presidential Library,
using the same faulty plans and materials.
Both buildings will be built on shaky foundations.
The lobby of McCain's library will feature a full-sized statue of him wearing flip-flops.

or 'Name that OverAchiever!'

•I attacked and took over 2 countries.

•I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US
Treasury.

•I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit
in history (not easy!).

•I set an economic record for the most personal
bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

•I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the stock market.

•In my first year in office I set the all-time record
for most days on vacation by any president in US
history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).

•After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, I presided over the worst security failure
in US history.

•I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips
by any president in US history.

•In my first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs.

•I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work
Americans than any other president in US history.

•I set the all-time record for most real estate
foreclosures in a 12-month period.

•I set the record for the fewest press conferences of
any president, since the advent of TV.

•I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused to intervene when corruption was
revealed.

•I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

•I set the all-time record for most people worldwide
to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me
(15 million people), shattering the record for protest
against any person in the history of mankind.

•I dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US history.

•I've made my presidency the most secretive and
unaccountable of any in US history.

•Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history. (The poorest
multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil
tanker named after her for a while.)

•I am the first president in US history to have all 50
states of the Union simultaneously struggle against
bankruptcy.

•I presided over the biggest corporate stock market
fraud in any market in any country in the history of
the world.

•I am the first president in US history to order a US
attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation,
and I did so against the will of the United Nations
and the vast majority of the international community.

•I have created the largest government department
bureaucracy inthe history of the United States, called
the "Bureau of Homeland Security

•I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more than any other president in
US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).


•I am the first president in US history to compel the
United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights
Commission.

•I am the first president in US history to have the
United Nations remove the US from the Elections
Monitoring Board.

•I removed more checks and balances, and have the
least amount of congressional oversight than any
presidential administration in US history.

•I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I
withdrew from the World Court of Law.

•I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners
of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva
Conventions.

•I am the first president in US history to refuse
United Nations election inspectors access during the
2002 US elections.

•I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for
most corporate campaign donations.

•The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who
is also one of my best friends, presided over one of
the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world
history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).

•I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any
president in US history.

•I am the first US president to establish a secret
shadow government.

•I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11,
and in less than a year made the US the most resented
country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic
failure in US and world history).

•I am the first US president in history to have a
majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my
presidency
as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

•I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to
be awarded government
contracts.

•I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any
other president in US history.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

•I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and
is not available).

•I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the
military during time
of war.

•I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use.

•All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have
been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.

•All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public view.

•All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for
which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.

•Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.

--From 'get Bush out of office
just so you know:/
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/media/bush/