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PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:31 pm    Post subject: "Don't Touch My Junk" toe-tapper [NSFW]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhEMRSp7vaY
-Michael Adams'
Rap video 'exposes'
TSA's X-rated airport pat-downs
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:58 pm    Post subject: TBA: 17 TSA Security Measures

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_150_if-tsa-security-measures-were-e...-more-i

http://is.gd/hIVXA
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:15 am    Post subject: TSA pat-downs+ latex gloves = STDs

http://www.naturalnews.com/z030495_TSA_infectious_disease.html
http://ow.ly/3fesN

TSA pat-downs could spread sexually-transmitted disease and contribute to pandemics
by Mike Adams

There's a startling fact about the TSA pat-downs that most of us have not realized:
TSA agents often do not change their latex gloves
between pat-downs!
With these pat-down reaching into your pants, feeling your genitals, and sweeping bare armpits and buttocks, those latex gloves being worn by the TSA agents are obviously teeming with germs.

...This means, of course, that the TSA is now engaged in extremely risky behavior that could spread sexually-transmitted disease, cold viruses, skin fungi (such as ringworm), and even contribute to a pandemic outbreak.

So now, while the TSA claims to be protecting your safety, they could actually be infecting you with pandemic disease at the same time...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:35 pm    Post subject: Yup, this is one Thanksgiving

that many will remember as the beginning of the end.

Picture it- next years physical exam
-letter/phone call from the doctor,
'Seems we've detected venereal disease'

Spouse'e accusations/lawyers&drugpushers rubbing their hands with glee/ huge divorce settlements,kids&homes lost...

Tx. TSA
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:34 pm    Post subject: Miss TSA Calendar 2010

via alterx
[in case You missed it]
http://www.ufunk.net/en/humour/eizo-pin-up-calendar-2010-le-nu-plus-quintegral/

http://5z8.info/smut_qyv
get yours at:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/EIZO-Pin-Up-X-Ray-Calendar-2011-/280591316494
$108.00
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:41 pm    Post subject: 'not a toetapper- statins Toon'

http://nutshellurl.com/1101
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:48 pm    Post subject: 10 South Park Songs X2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POLupeCeb1I
'Top' 10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkItEaYik8&feature=related
'Funniest' 10
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:59 am    Post subject: 'Is that a BLT or a spleen ?'

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/e72e/

'So save your sack from getting pinched by a coworker...'
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:43 pm    Post subject: hotsie totsies-sell-the-nissan-livina

http://www.worldcarfans.com/111050433129/sex-sells-the-nissan-livina-e...ion-vid
http://shrt.st/111k

'Nissan Brazil has released a new commercial for the Livina minivan.'
[-ya gotta hope the van's tires aren't as flat
as the gals' embarassing quasi vocalising&
akward gyrations
...another myth busted: Brasilians are graceful& mellow]
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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 7:35 pm    Post subject: My girlfriend vs My vase

[ 'didn't see That coming' punchline ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI5-A_NtqO4

Comedian Dan Antopolski plays on ethical dilemma
& questions 'if you broke something in someone's house,
would you offer to pay for it?'
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:56 am    Post subject: Let Me Touch Your Junk

http://www.aetv.com/storage-wars/
--  --
http://www.slate.com/id/2277949/

Let Me Touch Your Junk
Storage Wars uncovers the treasures hidden in self-storage facilities...
Scavenger capitalism snaps its zealous jaws...
--Troy Patterson
--  --
http://www.honolulumagazine.com/core/pagetools.php?pageid=8742&url...onolulu
http://bit.ly/koUBCb

The Secret Life of Storage Units in Honolulu
They may look like static warehouses on the outside but inside, Honolulu's self-storage units are bustling with hidden lives...

[pics]
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:29 pm    Post subject: Artsy Action Animation

http://vimeo.com/24455397

[surprise ending, n'est-ce pas?]

Dripped drips online
Director Léo Verrier’s new animated short homage to Jackson Pollack, Dripped, produced by French animation studio ChezEddy,
is now available to view online at Vimeo
ahead of its upcoming submission to various festivals,
where it is sure to gain notice. Good luck, Léo!
--Ben, animatedviews.com
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:40 am    Post subject: When they Goose-Step [vid]

India & Pakistan Daily BorderClosing
www.wimp.com/indiapakistan/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bZkYKZXufE
The Shins : When I Goose-Step
WeEatBrainz
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:36 pm    Post subject: Better than Big Mouth Billy Bass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ
Dancing squid bowl dish in Hakodate
0:42

http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/dead-squid-dancing/
Dead Squid Dancing
The video below is of lunch — lunch for an American tourist in Hokadate, Hokkaido, Japan.
The dish is called odori-don, and, as presented below, features a dead squid (dismembered from its brain) sitting atop a bed of rice, salmon roe,
and seaweed.
To demonstrate that the squid is fresh (most likely),
the restaurant presents it in a stomach-turning way, at least to Westerners. They pour soy sauce over the squid’s legs
— and the squid, dead, dances, as seen below
(although you may just want to take our word for it).
What’s causing this to happen?
Is the squid actually alive?
Rest assured, the squid is dead — just recently so.
...Rather, the squid’s cells still contain some
unused adenosine triphosphate (or ATP),
which powers muscular contraction and expansion and,
therefore, movement.
But ATP can’t simply act on its own accord
— it needs something to make it go.
Typically, that’s provided by the central nervous system,
which, through electrical impulses, causes the ATP to do its thing.
With no brain involved, the ATP just sits dormant,
and, over time, dissipates, as the now-dying cell fails to create new ATP.
But the soy sauce makes the typical atypical.
Soy sauce contains sodium and potassium.
The sodium and potassium ions together work as a trigger of sorts,
causing the ATP to contract and expand the muscles.
The result: a dead, dancing squid headlining
(and, perhaps, ruining) your meal.
-- Dan Lewis, Now I Know
http://dlewis.net/nik-archives/dead-squid-dancing/
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:09 am    Post subject: hmmm, location,location

[ methinks capt Slow tat / third leg interface is way too suggestive for some...]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066241/Whatever-dont-tell-Cla...on-Top-
http://shrt.st/2aci
A Top Gear fan has taken his obsession
to a new level by getting a tattoo of James May - on his thigh...
When the intricate tattoo was completed Jim,
who admits the bumbling 48-year-old
is 'the kind of guy I'd like to be'

thrilling vid:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3960239/A-May-zing-Top-Gear-...s-tatto
http://shrt.st/2acj
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:13 pm    Post subject: Thanks,TSA: no xmas for our Gran, ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1uqrwLmQk
Remy: Grandma Got Indefinitely Detained (A Very TSA Christmas)
2:24
by ReasonTV on Dec 19, 2011

In seasons past, Grandma only had to worry
about getting run over by a reindeer.
With "Grandma Got Run Over by TSA,"
web sensation Remy gets us in the holiday mood
with a song about Christmas, Homeland Security,
and the joys of civil rights abuses.

Lyrics:

Grandma got indefinitely detained now
coming home to visit Christmas Eve
You could say she had a right to counsel
but some folks in the Congress disagree

she was flying home to our house
when she got checked by TSA
thought she might be Abdulmutallab
when they looked at her X-ray

Her hair had recently been colored
she paid cash for her Christmas gifts
two things apparently the Congress
says just might make you a terrorist

Grandma got indefinitely detained now
coming home to visit Christmas Eve
you could claim there's no right to due process
but check the 5th amendment and you'll see

they say they need to have these powers
to help protect this free country
but if it takes these steps to do so
what is it we are protecting?

Now she's an enemy combatant
as if that makes any sense
the only thing that she's combating
is her unpredictable incontinence

Grandma got indefinitely detained now
trying to come visit Christmas Eve
they took her rights in order to...protect rights..
the most genius plan ever in history

Grandma got indefinitely detained now
never made it home on Christmas day
she always wanted to live in Miami
at least now she's 90 miles away
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:21 pm    Post subject: wtf did i ust watch... GrimeyEskimo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi87CUTJBG8
I've Got A House That Looks Like Me
1:18
by rathergoodstuff :
I've got a house that looks like me, it's like a giant statue
It sits there hugely all day long, and looks directly at you
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:38 pm    Post subject: 'Alexei Sayle's Stuff' song & dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_H00qJS3kY
Alexei Sayle Seven Things I Would Not Like To Do Song
2:28
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:53 am    Post subject: 16 Trucks TRASH DANCE

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/189615064/trash-dance-the-movie
TRASH DANCE, the movie
9:29

Andrew Garrison writes:
16 Trucks, 24 Performers, 1 choreographer.
Inspiration can be found in the most unexpected places...
one-hour documentary on the collaboration between dancer Allison Orr and employees of the Austin Department of Solid Waste Services--the trash collectors.
An unnoticed army moves a city’s trash daily.
It’s a world of dirty work neatly categorized into five categories: Trash; Litter; Yard Waste; Bulky; and Dead Animal.
Choreographer Allison Orr begins a project with employees of the City of Austin’s Dept. of Solid Waste Services to re-imagine their everyday work as dance and make a public performance.
From safety training to riding out with crews, Orr watches, listens and tries to recruit collaborators. The film follows employees and Orr in the process, getting to know individuals.
...they mount a performance in the rain on an abandoned airstrip--16 trucks, 24 dancers, a piano, violin, and cello--and over 2,000 in attendance.
The “Austin American-Statesman” named it “best art event of 2010.”
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:10 pm    Post subject: LadyGaga, eat yer heart out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkJl9GIvaA
Charlize Theron - Late Show with Letterman
9:12
I would castrate brad pitt and behead oprah to spend one night with charlize
--tconst17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVE-RRXfyMA
Charlize Theron Dior J'Adore Perfume TV Commercial
0:30
It isn’t easy upstaging Charlize Theron.
In a commercial for Dior’s J’Adore perfume,
the actress walks seductively toward the camera,
shedding first jewelry and then clothing;
her perfume is what matters.
But what sets the mood,
what captures that moment of released sensuality,
is the music behind her, the sultry, supple voice of Marvin Gaye...
--Gigi Anders, Spirit and Flesh
http://www.obit-mag.com/articles/spirit-and-flesh
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