A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding
anniversary when the wife says “Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession…….. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.”
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,
“My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past
against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and
spice up our sex life a bit ?”
She said: “No, I don't think you understand - my name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand .........”
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