A man was riding his Harley beside a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over, thought about it, and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kink of undertaking, the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take. It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought real hard about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings
wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy."
There was a long silence. Then the Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge".
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