The Top Ten Reasons
to Own a Backwards Bush Countdown Clock Keychain
by Vince & Merry
1-Wearing one around your neck helps to keep
Republicans away and smells much better than garlic.
2-Purchasing a BackwardsBush keychain instantly
qualifies you for "Enemy Combatant" status.
3-You'll never again be mistaken for a Republican...
4-Now that Bush has his judges on the bench, the
keychains will most likely soon be illegal (and
therefore a collector's item)...
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